I grew up in the age of the bodice-ripper, when pirate romance was the bomb, you know? All those high-seas shenanigans with those dashing pirate captains… because of course the girl would never fall for a first mate or bos’n or the cook. The first pirate romance I ever read was “A Pirate’s Love” by Johanna Lindsey. Why the heroine of that particular story ever fell for the hero, who kidnapped and raped her, is kind of beyond me, but that kind of romance story seemed to be the stuff of the times–the girl was “taken” over and over again until she “came around” and started liking it and fell in love and blah blah blah happily ever after.
Anyway, feeling reminiscent after last week’s post, I searched around and found some more lovely, cringe-worthy pirate covers to share with youall today(sorry, but they’re small):

Captain Spray-Tan meets Lady Boobs McMammary! Watch out for that pony!

It’s the mysterious Captain Moob, the host of “Midnight Sail!”
Think I’m done? Oh, no. It does get worse:

It’s… (shaking head) It’s so bad it’s hilarious. ~snort!~ The grapes!! The gloves!! The dead guy on her lap!! Classic!
Happy Monday, all. Arrrr!